In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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