It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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