How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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