When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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