i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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