Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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