how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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