I am midnight drunk by noon
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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