16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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