"it" just moved
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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