She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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