Are we in a gay sports bar?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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