Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The Olympian is in my bed
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