I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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