I cockslap morals
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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