I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just gift wrapped bread.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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