I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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