More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
