i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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