Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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