Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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