is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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