So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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