I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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