hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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