Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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