is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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