I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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