if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
