jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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