party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I know her cup size but not her name....
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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