I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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