Just mADE A PArabola og urine
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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