is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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