He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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