i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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