so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Rumble strips road head = magical
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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