he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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