just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
