But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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