i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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