You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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