Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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