that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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