Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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