White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
