He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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