I must be too annoying 4 u.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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