What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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