i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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