I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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